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Monday, May 13, 2013
A Mother's Day Without Children....Is Still a Mother's Day!
Okay....So, I have FINALLY achieved the mother of all Mother's Day Gifts!   All of my off-spring were otherwise engaged today (ie: work, schooling, parole-enforced guidance...)    So, I, as a Mom, finally achieved what all Moms have been seeking since Eve fell for Adam's apple.....I was sans kids all day!
When the youngans were young...(ie..toddlers...)  my perfect mother's day was a day of tanning, pedicures, and manicures........Yep, that's right....a day without kids......What else could a mom of needy little blood suckers ( I mean loving children) ever want?      Now?    Okay.....the youngans are not quite so young......Still, the blood-letting continues.......
But today?  Today   I found myself without youngans not so young...by  the influence of their schedules, not mine  (ie:  work schedules, parole obligations, etc..) ....and let me tell you...woo hoo..I have achieved the ultimate Mom status....Hi, I am mysuestories, and I am childless for Mother's Day!!!!!Okay, Okay, so I am still waiting up for the youngest to get home from his skateboarding escapades....but still,  for a few hours there, I was free........
The ultimate Mom experience?  Is apparently to be without children......Who knew?
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