Shit! What do you mean I have a blog? And I haven't posted anything in twenty days?????
Mea culpa.... My only defense is......a little too much holiday cheering, perhaps....
Anyway....a glimpse into the spirits that invade our holiday house:
My 26 year old neice showed up at the annual Holiday Hoe-down with a new man in tow... He looks about 14 years old...Think Harry Potter in the first movie!!!!!... Our little Harry even had the glasses to match!
He (the new boy toy, not the real Harry Potter) came over to me and asked ,""Do you mind if I make myself a drink?"
I said, "No," as I led him to the expansive bar that is my kitchen island in the off season....."What would you like?" I inquired....
But apparently Harry Potter the second? He must have forgotten his hearing aid, ' cause he heard "When were you born? " I hope....
Because when I asked "What would you like?"
He totally yelled out, "December 22, 1988!" Making him 21 legal drinking years old for all of four days!!!!!!!
Amateurs!!!!
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