Thursday, April 30, 2009

This Little Piggy Went to Work!

Today at work I found a memo (we just love memos here at mysuestories money plant!), and this particular memo advised employees to wash hands more frequently amongst other suggestions in order to combat the flying pig flu that is currently gripping our city.

Symptons of swine flu (as described by Money Plant MANAGEMENT): "include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigues. Some people have reported diarrhea and vomiting....."

Shit, reader(s)! I currently have a cough and sore throat (along with 10 million other allergy sufferers!). My body aches! It's always freezing in my cubicle! And fatigue? I haven't not been fatigued in eighteen years! Do I feel like vomiting? Every time I pass the kids' rooms!!!!!

Swine flu? Hardly. Hell. I've eaten pigs for breakfast! (And so have you, I'm sure!)

So, what's a girl to do?
From Party Time

Cover up that cough and get on with her day!!!!!

Oh, and that cute little mask I'm sporting? Made in Mexico. I'm thinking conspiracy!!!

disclaimer: No animals were hurt in the making of this post. Er, except for the little piggy that was part of my breakfast. What can I say? I'm a carnivore. Sigh.


Christine said...

oh. my. That's all I have to say to that. It isn't very often that I'm rendered speechless, but you got me. I'm speechless.

rosa connor said...

can i draw a pig on your mask? LOL!! loved the story sue!!