That Doggy has Style

My girlfriend once asked me why I don't carry around our "lap" dogs in public. THIS would be why.

From Doggy Do Doggy

Note to friend: Yes, the two in the background are the males: Mickey (I guess you could say is in the rear?) and Bruno is the rear.
Notice Bruno never stops eating. And yes, sadly, Rusty, in the foreground, is the only female.
Poor Rusty. Must be her perfume. Sorry, sweetie. It's a dog eat dog world out there. Or maybe it's just a dog eat Bruno world.
You won't see this at the Westminster Kennel Club.
Sigh.