Saturday, October 15, 2011

MYSUESTORIES: Show Me The Funny!

MYSUESTORIES: Show Me The Funny!

Show Me The Funny!

Okay, okay. So I've been missing from this little space of mine for quite some time.......In the fast moving blogosphere, abscence for months can be a form of cosmic suicide......Not my intention, but some times? Suicide takes (on) a life (or blog) of its' own...

Okay...back story... you are entitled to that, oh dear, and faithful reader.....

I, mysuestories, queen of all that is important.....the most irreplacable, all omnipresent woman to have graced this earth: I have been cast aside from my "family"..... That's right....they who have purported to love, nurture, and support me through the years have turned a very cold shoulder to me......They have exiled me from those I was closest to, severed all bonds (and stocks, too!!!), and more importantly, cut me off financially.....all this, and with not so much as a reason, other than "this is unpleasant for all of us".....

Yeah, well, a little more unpleasant for ONE of us, I assure you.....

And, no, before my dear father thinks that my hubby and kids have given me the boot, and I am about to show up on his door step with my belongings shouting "I'm hommmme...." ala Jack Nicholson in The Shining.......I am NOT divorcing, seperating, or being shunned ala the Amish..... (ok, Dad, I get the leap.....it's not like it hasn't happened before.....---although to date? I have yet to be shunned.......but the day is still young....)

Nope....None of the above...I, mysuestories, have been canned from a job I have held (HAD held?) for over 20 years......Pink slipped...let go....tossed aside....kicked to the curb......or, my all time favorite.........."laid off due to down sizing"----- meaning exactly what? Had I been laid ON the sizing of the down would have occurred in a different position ( get it? laid...down.....position.....?- Yea, I know...it's been a while since I posted...I'm working out a few writer's kinks here....)

Anyway...so here I am....mysuestories, master of.......well, this little blog here, and quite frankly, you nine (ok, ok,....seven) followers are the only audience I've got......(besides one tired-of listening-to-me-hubby, and 3 kids who ignore me whenever possible----and a couple of really good friends (okay...ONE) One really good friend who is getting really tired of listening to me....(psst----friend? my phone number hasn't changed...just saying...)

Anyway, I am just putting this out there...do you twelve (ok, ok.....nine......what?....fine.....seven) followers care to continue the exploits of mysuestories in her new position as a stay at home mom? Granted, a stay at home mom for a family that is not home all day...(not a BAD gig if you can get it!!!!!)

Follow me through my new trials (not COURT trials...I hope.) But come along as I traverse this new world of no where to be at 6 am, no 2 hour daily commute in lousy weather, no kids that want me unoccupied enough to wonder what the f@*k they're doing all day, no hubby that needs me spending $$$ all day long, oh...and the vodka......Jeez....every day is Friday.......Yes......Join me in the search for my new niche.......Obamanomics? I don't know about that.....but since I've been laid off? Ive learned a little about the stock market.....right now? Invest in Three Olives...........That's all I Got to say about that......