Monday, January 4, 2010

Uncorked and Ready to Fizzle?

New Year's has come and gone, but not without much brouhaha. This may surprise you, dear reader(s), but I, mysuestories, have been known to revel with the best of them.

Fear not, oh constant browser of the Internet. Mysuestories had quite the celebration planned to ring in the New Year with style . The proof:

From New Years 2010

That particular bottle of champagne? Was an engagement gift. From three years ago. It's not that we don't like champagne. We do. Especially expensive champagne. (So please, feel free to send some along if you so desire ).

Every New Year's Eve, we promise ourselves we will finally crack that bad boy open. 2009 was the year we would fulfill that dream.

Yeah. the dream.

This? This was my reality:

From New Years 2010

Maybe he dreamed we were sipping on that champagne (that may explain the slight strand of drool dangling from his lip).

The worst part of this scenario? Check out the time this party ended.

From New Years 2010

9:13. P.M.

The gamester stayed up till midnight, at which point he saluted his Call of Duty buddies with tidings of good cheer for the coming new year. Then they went back to killing one another.

As for mysuestories and that bottle of champagne? Well, there's always next year. Sigh.