Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Mama Needs A New Pair Of Shoes

OK, faithful reader, I am so over the blow from AdSense and Google yesterday. (And I tell ya, it really did B-L-O-W!!!)...Anyway, back to happier times....

We here in my neck of the woods have a state lottery drawing that is up to about $180 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! Wooo Hooo! With THAT kind of ca ching, I could pay myself to advertise on my own blog, and I would let myself click away as much as I damned well pleased! --Oops, maybe I wasn't quite over that whole Google Blows Bullshit after all. I'm better now. No really. I am. Just a temporary set back......Back to our story....
Ah, yes.... $180 million dollars....I would come to work just one more day, and surprisingly, I will have developed Turret's just for THAT day. Boss comes in to say "Good morning, mysuestories,"? And you would hear nothing from me but "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" ALL day long!!!!! (another plus to no ads.....No language barrier here to be wary of !!!!---And YES I AM over it, I was just saying, is all!)

That $180 million, though, that is blog from around the world money...I would just live on room service and relate to you, constant reader, of the magical mystery travels that would become this blog's fodder! (Ya didn't think I was just going to up and leave ya hanging here, did you, dear reader? Over a measly $180 million dollars? Nah. Maybe, though, for $185 million....I just hope I get the chance to be ruined by that much money!!!!!!
I'd literally be in shoe heaven!!!!
So, besides buying Google and firing their entire detective/goon squad, what would you do with $180 million?

(Oh, and dear reader, if you should win, and I don't by some wee chance? I can be bought! Cheaply, too!)


Christine said...

I would buy maps.

you know, cause personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as South Africa and uh, the Iraq everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should... our education over here, in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa, and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.

Yeah, maps.


Psst...Christine, we would have to sell the maps to the Iraqis and maybe some pirates cause everyone in america (besides yours truly) has GPS....Okay...you are chief in charge of ALL THINGS GEEK related whenwe become zillionaires....I will handle any purchases involving maps, 'kay? (and yes, God, Allah, whoever is in charge of lottery winnings...of cours we would feed the starving children of Darfur with the winnings!!!!)